escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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