His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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