I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Damn victory sex feels great
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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