was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
