I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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