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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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