I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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