im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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