A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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