What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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