Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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