Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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