Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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