he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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