i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
