Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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