i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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