We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize