I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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