Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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