xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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