Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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