Hey man sorry I got all grabby
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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