You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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