Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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