Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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