need another drink. this is the easiest way
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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