omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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