Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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