dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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