i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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