I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
