I bet he comes in French.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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