I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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