Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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