Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
