we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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