Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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