There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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