Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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