my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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