If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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