mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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