Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
literally had 100 drinks last night.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
