I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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