i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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