I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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