another moral hangover. fuck.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This baby is an asshole
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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