If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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