he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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