I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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