I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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