What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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