so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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