Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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