i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
You don't make any sense
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