I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Iβm not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless itβs rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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