I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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