That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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