Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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